Chapter 3: Guan Yu's Reflections After the Decapitation
Zheng Feng immediately sent a message to Liu Bei: The general's departure is unfavorable, find a reason to stay.
Zhang Fei muttered again, what water deity? Can I, Zhang Fei, not call Hua Xiong to his demise?
Guan Yu: He is currently occupied. Alright, we three brothers will return to the camp to avoid the storm for now
Cao Cao brought a cup of hot wine, asking Guan Yu to drink it before leaving
Guan Yu stroked his long beard and said, "It's too hot; let's wait until it cools down a bit before drinking." After saying this, he walked out of the tent, drew his sword, mounted his horse, and galloped out of the camp
Cao Cao stepped forward to intervene: "Everyone, do not act rashly. I know this person. The last time we had a dispute at the bar, it was fortunate that he came to my aid, allowing me to escape unscathed"
Guan Yu: Not that great
Zheng Feng lit the chairman's cigar and began to smoke it leisurely. However, after waiting for quite some time, there was still no news from Guan Yu. Is he going to slay someone or take down an aircraft?
Dong Zhuo dispatched Hua Xiong to launch an attack
Cao Cao expressed some grievances: "Clearly, I heard that you intended to seek refuge with Gongsun Zan, yet you chose Sun Jian instead, which caused me several sleepless nights. What is so good about Sun Jian? He is arrogant and proud, and he won't grant you an official position; he will only make you his henchmen"
All the warlords were greatly alarmed, and Yuan Shao lamented: "It is a pity that my top generals Yan Liang and Wen Chou have not arrived! If either of them were here, Hua Xiong would be nothing to worry about!"
Yuan Shu, sitting to the side, was furious: "A mere thug dares to speak arrogantly; are you not bullying us because you think we are powerless? Come, someone, throw this little brat out."
Zheng Feng has regained his spirits, and Guan Yu's beheading of Hua Xiong is about to unfold. It is necessary to interview Second Brother Guan about his feelings after the beheading.
Guan Yu stepped forward and proclaimed: "The young general will go to slay Hua Xiong"
Guan Yu: It has become cool early, he has gone to warm me up
Zheng Feng: Cao Cao appreciates you
Guan Yu was taken aback, thinking to himself that someone actually knew what was on his mind. If the other party was not a deity, then what were they? He had always conducted himself with integrity and had not incurred any gambling debts recently, so why would a deity come to him?
Yuan Shao was somewhat reluctant: "If we send a thug, Hua Xiong will mock us."
Guan Yu said: "I am the ace fighter under Sun Jian."
Guan Yu was taken aback, looking around. Everyone was engaged in a tense discussion; who had the time to chat with him? He wondered if he had eaten too much seafood last night, leading to today's tinnitus
Guan Yu: Hua Xiong is doomed
Zheng Feng sent a message to Guan Yu: Who is Hua Xiong fighting now
Cao Cao laughed and said, "I have long wanted to chat with Brother Liu, but unfortunately, you did not come to my birthday party last time."
Liu Bei said, "I happened to have something to attend to that day; otherwise, I would have flown over much earlier"
Zhang Fei readily agreed; guessing games were his forte. He had a great capacity for alcohol, and by the end of the game, few could withstand him.
Guan Yu: It has been executed
Guan Yu glanced at Cao Cao and suddenly remembered: "So it was you. That day, I beat those guys until they were looking for their teeth all over the ground, yet you were nowhere to be seen. Later, the bartender told me that it all started because you were flirting..."
Zheng Feng: He is not your opponent
Guan Yu: Now Pan Feng has left
Cao Cao's expression turned pale, and he quickly interrupted Guan Yu's words: "Everyone, Guan Yu is truly remarkable. I have personally witnessed him take on ten opponents single-handedly. I wholeheartedly recommend him."
The book "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" automatically popped up again, and the content has been updated: Sun Jian left behind Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, leading Cheng Pu, Huang Gai, Han Dang, and Zu Mao to go and meet the enemy.
The application has been approved quickly, and we can directly interview Brother Guan Er.
In the evening, Cao Cao came to comfort Liu Bei, bringing with him ten barrels of fine wine, and the three of them played dice and drank together.
The various warlords were taken aback, and it was Yuan Shao who asked first: "Who are you?"
Zheng Feng: Did Yuan Shu lose his temper?
Zheng Feng: Sure enough!
Guan Yu silently said in his heart: I'm a little nervous. Hua Xiong is a master of martial arts.
Liu Bei: Wow, three people taking sick leave together? I don't believe it!
Hua Xiong emerges from the pass, challenging the feudal lords
Zhang Fei was about to leave when Guan Yu pulled him back and whispered, "Third brother, let second brother go; I guarantee he will show Yuan Shao a thing or two."
Zheng Feng: Oh my goodness, can't we have diarrhea together?
Zheng Feng: Cao Cao is capable of being a mediator.
As a result, Cao Cao was remarkably accurate in his guessing game, and Zhang Fei lost to the point of being knocked down, drinking five buckets of wine in a row, nearly dying from drunkenness at the table
Liu Bei also leaned forward and said: "Just now, an immortal revealed a heavenly secret to me, saying that if my second brother goes into battle, Hua Xiong will surely meet his end, and my third brother should not compete with your second brother."
Liu Bei: This can be done. I will go talk to Sun Jian now. The three of us brothers ate some unclean seafood last night and are currently suffering from diarrhea.
Zheng Feng: Are you nervous about your turn to perform later?
All the lords are present, but Guan Yu dare not answer with his mouth, otherwise others will think he is crazy and immediately drive him out.
Hua Xiong killed Bao Zhong, the brother of Bao Xin
Guan Yu: That fellow Hua Xiong had previously fought two people, and his physical strength was somewhat depleted, so it was not a quick kill.
Cao Cao said: "It's not necessarily true. Look at Guan Yu, he is tall and majestic, with a graceful demeanor, a perfect example of an official. What kind of status does he have? Hua Xiong knows nothing."
Zheng Feng: It is essential!
Guan Yu's reddish-brown face suddenly turned pale, only my elder brother believes in deities, I do not have much faith, who is playing a prank on me
Liu Bei: OK, I will request a sick leave from Sun Jian
Zheng Feng: Hmm, Hua Xiong still needs to cut one more
Guan Yu, unwilling to accept it, wanted to challenge Cao Cao and avenge Zhang Fei.
Guan Yu: I will go and slay that fellow now
Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei sat in the camp, feeling frustrated. They had achieved great success by killing Hua Xiong, but instead of being rewarded, they were met with disdain from Yuan Shu and others. This treatment was truly disheartening.
Zheng Feng: How are you feeling
Zheng Feng: What about Guan Yu and Zhang Fei?
Zheng Feng checked all the functions of WeChat to see if he could add Guan Erge. When he flipped to the new friends in the address book, he found a new function called "Add Three Kingdoms Contacts".
Zhang Fei muttered to himself: "What are Yan Liang and Wen Chou? Why do we have to wait for them? I can just go out and kill Hua Xiong myself."
Yuan Shu calculated against Sun Jian, withholding grain supplies, resulting in a great defeat for Sun Jian
Guan Yu: Is it true?
Gongsun Zan pointed at Guan Yu and said: "He is Liu Bei's second brother, Guan Yu"
However, Guan Yu did not add him as a friend, what a pity
A cigar was not finished when Guan Yu sent a message: "The immortal truly has foresight like no other"
Guan Yu: I have just slain Yu She
Zheng Feng finds Liu Bei to be witty and humorous, a master conversationalist.
Guan Yu: He is currently sending messages, looking down on us three brothers, deeming us unworthy to associate with him
Zheng Feng: Did you kill him?
Liu Bei stopped him: "Second brother, no need to guess, I would like to have a few drinks with Brother Cao and have a chat."
Zheng Feng: Who is Hua Xiong attacking now
Zheng Feng: You do not have tinnitus; it is this immortal speaking to you
Zheng Feng: No one is playing tricks on you; what you think in your heart is known only to the deities
As a result, Zhang Fei suffered a complete defeat and was nearly killed by Cao Cao.
Zheng Feng: Not feeling well
Zheng Feng clicked in and was astonished; it was filled with characters from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, so numerous that he could hardly count them. After much effort, he finally found Guan Yu in the list and sent a friend request to him
Indeed, a soldier arrived on horseback to report: "Pan Feng has been slain by Hua Xiong"
Cheng Pu fatally stabbed Hu Zhen, the deputy general of Hua Xiong
Zheng Feng: Is Cao Cao's wine still warm
Liu Bei: Do they also want to invite?
Guan Yu: How do you know?
Zheng Feng took a sip of the chairman's fine tea, reclined on the sofa, and contemplated his future prospects, but his thoughts were completely interrupted by the constant notifications of updates from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms on his phone
Zheng Feng: I am a celestial being, yet I do not know what kind of celestial being I am
Zheng Feng: You are next in line
Guan Yu pounded his chest and said: "I cannot defeat Hua Xiong, so you all come and defeat me"
Yuan Shao asked again: "What is your current position?"
Zhang Fei was somewhat irritated: "No dice games."
Cao Cao said: "Why not play rock-paper-scissors?"
Guan Yu: What a load of nonsense, this fellow wants to silence me. Last time he was at the bar flirting with a girl, he got beaten up and is afraid I will expose this matter.